Maybe you have already read this. It is too popular that I am hesitant to post it. It is taken from Bob Ong's Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro and mg Pilipino. But then there maybe among you who haven't. Enjoy.



Ang mgo Pinoy talaga... makakita lang ng camera, nakakalimot na sa sarili. Tingnan mo lang ang mga tao sa balita sa TV, kahit nilapa na ng sunog o tinangay ng bagyo at baha ang bahay nila, kakaway at ngingiti pa rin sa camera... minsan magtutulokan pa! Showbiz.


 Hindi nalalayo dito, ang pagpapahayg ng totoong saloobin ay isa pang problema nating mga Pilipino. Dahil sa Pinas, kung ano man ang gusto mong sabihin ay kailangang sabihin sa English, para manatili kang cool, tulad na lang ng sulat na napulot daw sa isang bar sa Malate at ngayon ay pinagpapasa-pasahan sa Internet.

Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.

Why?

What reason you can think about bur you're very fat body. I thought before that Denniss only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body but you hate it thoughth your the mort preetiest girls he knows about what do you think you are "Beautlful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful face to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in rhe backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me.


Kids, what is the moral of the story? Yes. Do not leave your letters just anywhere. :) Happy Easter to our Christian friends. :D