5 reasons why:

1. To differentiate myself from the two billion people who watched the Willia and Kate wedding.

2. I cannot stand anything that is associated with the idea that a girl suddenly becomes a somebody because of a prince charming.

3. I'd rather be curled up in my bed reading Gossip Girl which is currently my guilty pleasure.

4. I am too self-absorbed to be thinking about my own business and nobody else's.

5. Watching the wedding does not do anything for me.

Reason why I should have:

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Seriously, give me one!