Tuesday, May 3, 2011

[[ WORST GOSSIPS I'VE HEARD ]]

Kids, it's midnight and insomnia is tormenting me. How to deal? Silly thoughts. So I am going to try to remember all the ridiculous gossips I've heard so far. Here goes:

1. When I was a kid, my playmates believed that Bruce Lee died because somebody shot him using a shotgun while he is, sorry for the term, defecating.

2. Bongbong Marcos is allegedly not Fedinand Marcos' son. He is Emilda's son with another man. Look at him now, he is so much like his supposed adoptive father.

3. This on is more recent. John Lloyd Cruz and Shaina Magdayao got stuck in the throes of passion. I now you know what I mean.

4. Piolo Pascual and Sam Milby was once an item.

5. Boy Abunda had an operation that will enlarge the opening of his anus.

6. Katrina Halili's nose is real. Who are you kidding?

7. Senator Miriam Santiago is too brainy that her off-the-roof IQ drives her insane every now and then.

8. Princess Diana's death was planned by the royal family. They wanted her to die because she was pregnant with Dodi's child and that will make "pollute" the royal blood.

9. Lady Gaga is a transgender.

10. Elvis Presley is still alive.

Can you add one to this list?

2 comments:

ishashime said...

i've heard paul mccartney is really dead and they've merely replaced with him with a lookalike. people say evidence of his death is scattered in subliminal messages in the beatles' songs and album covers.

merely googling paul is dead will yield up a ton of results about this theory.

meh. xD

ayeesha said...

@ishashime... nyah! anong kayang basis ng gossip na yon?